Five Predictions Regardless of November’s Results
Five Predictions for the next four years regardless of who wins in November: 1. The National Debt will be greater than it is today
FABULOUS FAIL: GINGER HOWARD RUNS FOR BORG QUEEN
Ginger Howard is running for Georgia national committee woman and ended her campaign on the Valerie Sergent Martin show after getting completely destroyed by the aforementioned host. Just not in the way you think. No, there were no knock down drag out, gotcha questions from a host frothing at the mouth to get ratings by […]
How to assemble a Paul Bot: Step 5
Up until now you had only halfway paid attention to politics or the news but as fate would have it you and I all received one hell of a wakeup call didn’t we? Planes. Towers. Smoke. Due to the, surely at this point, highly anticipated fictitious conclusion I’m building towards I will say no […]
How to assemble a Paul Bot: Step 4
While waiting for the inevitable ejection from public school by way of forced graduation or viscous expulsion, you had other things to do. Better things, like get back to figuring out what your tuning fork to the heart of the universe was. What phrase is this, you ask? Well earlier in your life you […]
How to assemble a Paul Bot: Step 3
Like a good little obedient child you return to the meat grinder from Pink Floyd’s rock-opera extravaganza and robotically write down the answers you were expected to memorize that week on blank lines or scribble in little ovals with your selection of either (A),(B),(C),(D) and don’t even think about rubbing that aluminum gum wrapper up […]
How to Assemble a Paul Bot: Step 2
You’ll never be able to wash away the memory of the first time your mom dropped you off to school. You can still see her getting smaller and smaller as she walked away from you and towards those giant, iron, double doors at the end of a checkered board tile linoleum floor. She disappears […]
How To Assemble a Paul Bot: Step 1
In an interstellar burst I’m back to save the universe. What pray tell is it that has moved me in such a way as to ensure my fingertips do their little dance this time around? You, of course. I have, for some time been in deep contemplation regarding no one other than you whose […]
