FLASHBACK: Harry Reid supports the Audit the FED
Before Harry Reid was Senate Majority Leader he was for Auditing the Federal Reserve. Now that the Audit the FED bill has passed the House he has VOWED that it will not make it to the floor of the Senate for a vote. This man, who once, “Introduced Audit the FED every year” and admits […]
Reflections On The GA GOP Convention
I will start off by saying that I was actually pleased overall with the way the chair ran the convention. Yes we lost. Yes we nearly got completely shut out. Yes I felt sick to my stomach…I HATE losing at anything! This however, was even different. It’s hard to describe. On the one hand numbers […]
FABULOUS FAIL: GINGER HOWARD RUNS FOR BORG QUEEN
Ginger Howard is running for Georgia national committee woman and ended her campaign on the Valerie Sergent Martin show after getting completely destroyed by the aforementioned host. Just not in the way you think. No, there were no knock down drag out, gotcha questions from a host frothing at the mouth to get ratings by […]
There’s Gold In Them Thar Bills
So this morning I awake to find a nicely folded USA Today sitting at the foot of my hotel door. Oh yeah! Reading material while eating breakfast! I get down to the lobby to enjoy the free continental breakfast, set my computer down and lay the paper on the table and a co-worker says there’s […]
HEY RICKY!!: A SWANSONG FOR SANTORUM
I’m sticking my neck out on this one and hope not to make a pig’s ear so I’m just going to trust that you’ll follow this next step because if you don’t, well then the rest of this thing is simply in vain. Are you with me? Good man! Now, and believe me I know […]
Washington Times: Only Ron Paul Can Beat Obama
The Republican Party has energized its base around the idea that Barack Obama must be defeated to save America from “socialism.” They won a majority in the House in 2010 by focusing on Obamacare. They claim that this election is a turning point. Obama must be defeated or America will be “fundamentally changed.” There is […]
How to assemble a Paul Bot: Step 5
Up until now you had only halfway paid attention to politics or the news but as fate would have it you and I all received one hell of a wakeup call didn’t we? Planes. Towers. Smoke. Due to the, surely at this point, highly anticipated fictitious conclusion I’m building towards I will say no […]
How to assemble a Paul Bot: Step 4
While waiting for the inevitable ejection from public school by way of forced graduation or viscous expulsion, you had other things to do. Better things, like get back to figuring out what your tuning fork to the heart of the universe was. What phrase is this, you ask? Well earlier in your life you […]
How to assemble a Paul Bot: Step 3
Like a good little obedient child you return to the meat grinder from Pink Floyd’s rock-opera extravaganza and robotically write down the answers you were expected to memorize that week on blank lines or scribble in little ovals with your selection of either (A),(B),(C),(D) and don’t even think about rubbing that aluminum gum wrapper up […]
How to Assemble a Paul Bot: Step 2
You’ll never be able to wash away the memory of the first time your mom dropped you off to school. You can still see her getting smaller and smaller as she walked away from you and towards those giant, iron, double doors at the end of a checkered board tile linoleum floor. She disappears […]
